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Life, death, and motorcycles

May 8, 2023 Nathan Sharp

Of course, I am aware that I am not invincible, despite the armor that I religiously wear—garments emblazoned with strange words like “Kevlar”, “Goretex”, “CE Level 1 (or 2)”, and “DOT Certified”. Like charms or tinkling milagritos, they enveil me in a story of protection. This helps me, because I am not brave.

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In On the road Tags Batch 2, California, Oregon
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The Rattle of Saints and Miracles

July 6, 2020 Diana Juarez

“Our life together continued to be an exercise in the economy of movement. We sipped quietly from separate collapsible silicone cups, a luxury, but dipped our titanium sporks into the same cooking pot. We shared so much. Nearly everything.”

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In Inspiration, On the road, Personal Tags Batch 2, patagonia, chile, Caretera Austral, O'Higgins, Marble Caves
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Northward: Chile’s Tierra del Fuego

June 28, 2020 Diana Juarez
Mirador de los Condores, Parque Nacional Torres del Paine. Photo by Nathan Sharp.

Mirador de los Condores, Parque Nacional Torres del Paine. Photo by Nathan Sharp.

We had traversed Colombia, Ecuador, Peru, Bolivia, and Argentina without seeing a single one, as I had gone without the dark, shaggy anteater; as had Nathan without the python, except in a dream. For the most part, though, we had made our peace with the shadowy places in our imaginations where it seemed they would stay, lumbering, slinking, coiling and uncoiling, just out of sight.

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In Personal, Inspiration, On the road Tags Patagonia, Torres del Paine, motorcycle, Tierra del Fuego, Batch 2
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Patagonia, Argentina

December 11, 2019 Diana Juarez
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The next day, we beheld the bubblegum blue of the glacier. We felt numinous and expansive in its presence—had we encountered any other blues in nature which could match its intensity? We counted off the resplendent quetzal, the blue morphos butterflies of Central America, and the papagayo feathers we found in Yasuní, the protected territory of Ecuador’s Amazon forest. Yes, there were a few solid contenders. But what a marvelous mental rolodex to carry around!

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In Inspiration, On the road, People Tags Batch 2, ruta 40, Patagonia, argentina, Cueva de las Manos
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Argentina: one scoop or two?

December 4, 2019 Diana Juarez
Photo by Nathan Sharp.

Photo by Nathan Sharp.

Ah! Now, look here, said the butcher. You want bife.

It would prove a vitally important term for us. Bife, though a thin and cheap cut, was also ridiculously tender and flavorful. As the butcher handed over my paper-wrapped bundle, his approval of our vagabond dinner plans was obvious—mere parody of the sacred Argentine ritual of parilla though they were. But it seemed to me our official welcome to the country.

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In Inspiration, Motorcycles, On the road Tags Batch 2, argentina, Mendoza, Rioja, culture, Spanish language
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Paso San Francisco: From Chile to Argentina

November 25, 2019 Diana Juarez
Photo by Nathan Sharp

Photo by Nathan Sharp

We had grown so used to consequences that we no longer questioned choices made on a whim. And the open iOverlander app showed us the tantalizing coordinates of an azure-colored waterfall in the middle of this high elevation desert. The officer nodded, observing us amusedly.

Bueno. Just make sure you sleep on the Chilean side. Chuckling, he clomped back indoors.

The dirt roads had proven very manageable thus far. And we certainly could make it in the light we had left.

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In On the road, Inspiration, Places, Motorcycles Tags Batch 2, Chile, Argentina
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Bolivia and the Lagunas Road: Beyond the edge of the screen there was a road we should have been on

March 30, 2019 Nathan Sharp
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I looked ahead, over the handlebars I gripped slightly too tightly, over the analogue instrument panel and the black plastic fairing, over the dusty, unmarked, and unpaved tracks that snaked in a slow wave from the left to right to left to the horizon. There was no road there, per se, though thousands of people undoubtably made this punishing trip every year, each following his intuition or experience to point his Toyota Landcruiser with his six or seven cramped and nauseated passengers down this or that rut.

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In On the road Tags Batch 2
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Peru: On the Challenges of Travel and the Idea of Returning Home

January 31, 2019 Diana Juarez
Ancash region, Peru

Ancash region, Peru

The leathery swish-swish of padded, camel-like feet over cobblestones, of the alpacas led through colonial Plazas de Armas, adorned in tasseled harnesses of fluorescent yarn for photo-ops. An elderly man shuffling towards a marketplace, pausing in the street to shake and shush the old, chittering sack of rice he carried, which he has filled instead with indignant and bewildered guinea pigs. The scent of the earth snaking out from the dark mouths of the copper, silver, and gold mines that gape throughout the Cordillera Negra, telling such stories as So Many Millennia of Detritus and The Birth of Minerals. I am so lucky, I would think to myself, for I don’t ever have to embellish. I never have to cast a wide net. How completely these stories have floated down into my gloved hands, the work of them having already been finished.

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In On the road Tags Peru, Batch 2
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A race at 5000 meters in the Andes

December 10, 2018 Nathan Sharp
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He outpaced me. At my approach, he did not bark or chase me, as is the practice of his species. He did not nip at my boots as the fanatical dogs do. Instead, he shot off like a rocket on his four legs, quickly outpacing me down the mountain road. He sprinted without tiring until he was a brown and white speck barely visible in the distance. I regretted that I could not give him the competition he so clearly relished. He was a canine alone among sheep and llamas.

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In On the road Tags Batch 2
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Highway Zen and the Tattooed Lady of Cao

November 12, 2018 Nathan Sharp
The beach at Pacasmayo, Peru

The beach at Pacasmayo, Peru

Sometimes movement seems like an end in itself. For the first time in months, I saw a highway stretch out flat before me, the wind lashed my face and tears welled up in my eyes, the needle on the speedo bounced up to 80 mph. We had chosen to cut Westward from Cajamarca, Peru to the coast where the roads are straight and flat, where we could make up some time by bypassing some noodly mountain roads. There will be plenty of mountain roads in the future, why not get a change of scenery. Change itself came as a relief. After several days of hard riding through unpaved mountain roads from Ecuador across into Northern Peru, up steep muddy climbs, through razor-sharp switchbacks, on cliff-edge trails, after dropping my bike three times, and almost running out of gas, the coast sounded like the break that we needed.

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In On the road Tags Batch 2
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Viva South America!

November 4, 2018 Nathan Sharp
Diana near Chimborazo at dusk

Diana near Chimborazo at dusk

It begins again. After nearly six months in Colombia, Diana and I hit the road. It was bittersweet to leave Bogota, a city that we had come to feel was home, but we were excited to start traveling again. We arrived in Bogota feeling a bit battle worn. Horace, our trusty motorcycle, had just broken his flywheel in two and this after he burned a hole in the alternator stator in Guatemala, and, less severely, but still fatiguing, popped a tire in Nicaragua. Mentally, I needed a break. South America was a giant on the horizon, and I was doubting my abilities to face him.

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In On the road Tags Batch 2
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Because Ted Simon Didn't Have a Period: Tales of a Wandering Womb

May 24, 2018 Diana Juarez
Because Robert Persig Didn't Have a Period

Truth be told, women have long been rolling up their sleeping mats and climbing on motorcycles and bicycles and sailboats and airplanes and horses and pogo sticks and adding their voices to an adventure genre that is nevertheless dominated by the voices of men. I've had the honor of sharing coffees and couches and swimming holes and mountain roads choked with dust with many of these women. I live in awe of them, and I think it's fair to observe that they, along with most women, are accustomed to the act of keeping many spinning plates in the air.

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In Personal, On the road Tags Thinx, Clue, ParaGard, Birth Control, Periods, Women's Health, Batch 2
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A Lesson in Persistence

May 17, 2018 Diana Juarez
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Wasn’t this one mistake enough to worry about? And why had I come here if I had already decided that it was hopeless? There’s no way to talk about this without sounding cheesy. But it was true. There was no point in being there⎯⎯in putting a whole sea between myself and my companion⎯⎯if I didn’t manifest the belief, in my thoughts as well as my actions, that I would achieve my goal. 

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In People, On the road, Personal, Inspiration Tags Baja California Sur, Mazatlan, La Paz, Mexico, Batch 2
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About the Pig

May 9, 2018 Diana Juarez
Colombian National Congress, Bogota

Colombian National Congress, Bogota

So, now that we’re all tucked in and waiting for winter in Patagonia to pass, I suppose it’s high time I tell you the story of “Our Last Night in Nicaragua and the Pig”.

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In Places, On the road, Inspiration Tags Nicaragua, Bogota, Thomas Hardy, Batch 1
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Watch Horus Learn to Sail

April 30, 2018 Nathan Sharp

For our third and final installment in the Darien Gap miniseries, I present the video edition. Maybe this will give you a little bit of a feel for what our voyage was like, although I guarantee there was more sea sickness than is shown in the video. Enjoy!

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In On the road Tags Video, Batch 1
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Two if by Sea or Sailing the Darien Gap with a Motorcycle

April 23, 2018 Nathan Sharp
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We never entertained the formidable challenge of crossing the Darien Gap overland so we had three options to get to Colombia.

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In On the road Tags Batch 1
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Meeting the Darien

April 22, 2018 Nathan Sharp
From a map of the British Empire in America, 1746

From a map of the British Empire in America, 1746

The Darien Gap, “the world’s worst roadblock”, is sixty-six miles of untamed jungle isolating South America from Panama. Despite the continuous landmass that forms the American continents, only the brave and the foolish can cross it entirely by land and without the help of boats or planes.

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In On the road Tags Batch 1
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Touched by Celestial Creatures

March 31, 2018 Nathan Sharp
Street art in Granada, Nicaragua

Street art in Granada, Nicaragua

The cause was unclear, but no sooner had we bounced over the tope fifty yards back than I felt the unmistakable sad slushy wobble of a deflated rear tire. An old man watched us blankly from behind a tumbling pile of scrap wood across the street. He didn’t strike me as hostile but there was nothing notably friendly about his behavior.

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In On the road Tags Batch 1
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Staying Safe in Central America

March 18, 2018 Nathan Sharp
Sunset at Popoyo Beach, Nicaragua

Sunset at Popoyo Beach, Nicaragua

There are stories that I don’t want to be able to tell and already we had written the first line of it. ‘We went for a walk alone at night on the beach in Nicaragua…’

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In On the road Tags Batch 1
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Charging Failure in Chichicastenango

March 4, 2018 Nathan Sharp
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It wasn’t the first time that we have had bike problems—in fact, these setbacks have become somewhat endemic of our trip—but before now we had ample time to adjust our itinerary. As we approach Panama and our sail to Colombia, however, our time is becoming much more precious. There is no shortcut. There is no finely paved toll-road. There is no circumventing the time-intensive border crossings. We had to confront the fact that we were not visiting the ancient city of Tikal and we were not swimming in the natural jade-colored pools of Semuc Champey, we were headed to the clogged streets of Guatemala City.

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In On the road Tags Batch 1
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